晚自習突然斷電,趁機我親了班花一下,誰料她低聲告訴我一個秘密
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:從概率學上看,輸一把睡覺VS贏一把睡覺,哪個勝率更高一些?
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咱也不知道這是在幹嘛,難道是野外訓練
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你們也好意思當貓,被魚嚇成這個鬼樣子
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還是別省那點兒貨運費
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跨年夜怎麼說也得有個人陪吧
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別拉我,我只是想和魚兒一起回歸自然
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咱也不知道這是啥,只感覺很危險,就選擇的避讓
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這是你的真實想法嗎?你的夢想好大啊!
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主打一個罵不過就換魔法攻擊
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、現在的教學都這麼先進了嗎
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你這是滑到哪裡去了?我怎麼看不到你了!
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自從有了這把鎖,再也沒人敢偷我的自行車了
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我好像看出來點啥
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汪星人:好你個小黑,一看就知道你是故意的
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女孩子出門在外要保護好自己
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兄弟,你雖然可能當時很開心,但是你卻錯失了一段美好的姻緣
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居家過日子的好男子,一看就是
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交警:分先不用扣了,帶他去醫院看看吧
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哥們你是真牛啊,一個大活人差點被你送走,下輩子可注意點吧
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哥們你是真牛啊,一個大活人差點被你送走,下輩子可注意點吧
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大哥,你這麼快是要准備飛起來?
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家裡有個熊孩子,說實話心很累
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主人,求你了,我真的不想洗澡!
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大哥,你的前輪到底經歷了什麼?這是要去表白!
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這是我見過的最胖的奧特曼了
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綠衣男子:小丑竟是我自己!
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換成了透明碗是不是看明白了魔術的真相?
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腦袋瓜子,是不是有點嗡嗡嗡的響啊
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小伙子,我看你是喝醉了吧?要不然也不會拿別人的衣服擦手。
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豬豬:洗澡嘍,洗澡嘍!我愛洗澡,皮膚好好哦~
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妹子,早說你該減肥了吧,就是不聽
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「唉,你說我們倆能逃出去嗎?」「唉,可能性不大」
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我去,快跑,讓這玩意兒抓住拔毛啊!
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「白駒過隙,時間如蒼狗」你真的確定白馬它過得去嗎?
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這是幹嘛呢?拍段子還是碰瓷呢?這多危險啊。
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過分了哈!
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右邊的小伙子,感覺你不是來攀岩的,你是來飛的吧!
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老姐妹分手了,閨蜜們來陪她放鬆來了
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考驗智力的時候到了,這題你會嗎?
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