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大哥:這就是我北漂十年買來的房子
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手握魚食,連鵝都跟着...
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今天老公說給我准備了驚喜,好期待啊!
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本以為平平無奇,實際高不可攀!
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姑娘:我真是謝謝你啊!
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大家說這幅對聯對的怎麼樣?
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半天沒算明白,難道我小學都沒畢業?
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貪吃蛇竟然有大結局,太厲害了吧!
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被綁匪綁架的時候,就這麼試試吧...
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大爺:看不了你嘚瑟一點兒
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說明了什麼,只要有錢就沒什麼不可以!
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截圖測測你的人品
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我帶口罩了啊,為什麼非不信呢?
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成功用微笑送走每一位顧客,你們做到了!
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雲哥創業不順,曾來我這嘮了嘮家常
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用身高壓制的球賽,不公平!
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一則小故事引出了深刻的寓意
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第一視角原來是這樣拍的,會不會拍出感情?
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不愧是超模,臨場反應達標了
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本以為是為高手,結果...好疼
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大爺:我不知道太空漫步是倒着走的啊
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吵架最不能丟的就是氣勢,阿姨贏了!
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老爹:一個兩個讓人操心,天天讓我發脾氣
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本來有點害怕,這下可以專心看戲了
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」兄弟,剛才你演的不孬啊「
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大叔:今天應該吃不上飯了
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大哥這是剛開始鍛煉吧,哈哈哈哈
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原來格子襯衫還有這種作用
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感覺這戶人家...又有錢又窮呢?
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同學幫我帶的飯,還是干濕分離呢!
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但凡是禿頂,年紀再小也吼不住
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這公司真好,讓人心裡暖暖的
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朋友娶的俄羅斯美女,產前娜塔莎,產後娜大媽
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發型對一個人來說實在是太重要了!
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猴哥,我算你命中必有牢獄之災啊...
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遞過來的那一刻還以為是要給我吃呢
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第一次打高爾夫,大家看看哪需要調整
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都是大人了,就不搞那些虛頭巴腦的了
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可不是嗎,就在眼前呢
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帥哥哪需要美顏啊,都不知道美顏相機是啥
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狗子:老爸你咋走了...吵累了不想吵了
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這樣的奶奶給我來一打!
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自助餐,大爺大媽都是主力軍
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一看寫這個的人就是單身吧
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教練:小伙子你慢點,你開的太快了!
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吃什麼漢堡,饅頭夾油條雞蛋不香嗎?
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人類身體極限,還是不要挑戰了...
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老婆做的餅,這誰敢吃啊
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新郎:終於結婚了,老婆還很可愛
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連成一句話,看誰的最離譜
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同學,別在扒拉了,快沒有了...
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來位文化人對副下聯
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