▶ 別太真實,我之前買電腦就這樣,我說了不怎麼打游戲還一直給我推薦游戲本
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▶ 男教練:忘掉你之前練的
女教練:有基礎很不錯
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▶ 金子…還怪時髦….都出這種聯名款了
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▶ 男: 你這麼想就錯了
女: 你考慮的對,我給您一個建議,看適不適合您這種情況
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▶ 裁員裁到大動脈了吧
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/c3e61134e9b44633a58bd8d112c352d4.jpg)
▶ 那考慮什麼?考慮他有多大的臉嗎
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/89694333d50742ca951cdd471ba730bf.jpg)
▶ 我就不一樣了,我在售樓部直接跟銷售說我是做建築設計的,讓他們別推薦
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▶ 他懂投資為什麼還在當銷售
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/55c0c103ecb04f9f93646c7b464c1529.jpg)
▶ 真的是給不了一點兒情緒價值
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/0ed0268a712a445f97a91c3db1269308.jpg)
▶ 這叫自我意識過剩
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/7035dc96734c472ca04a49bb1b629f45.jpg)
▶ 姐姐 下次點我隨手一拍記錄了哥們的倒霉時刻!
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/2c47804a81384a7795c94374c899abeb.gif)
小哥:我謝謝你哦,還知道給我加個蛋!
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今天出門在路邊被電瓶車搭訕了外國網友:不過是窗外普通的一天
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把女朋友弄生氣了,又開始在床上作畫了
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這下我不懷疑偶像劇里的摔倒親嘴戲碼了以後我都不會懷疑偶像劇里摔倒親嘴的戲碼了!
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誰這麼不是人啊,對它也下得去手啊!這你不得找店長投訴他
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/e0942457ccb740eba91ea12ca7af4765.jpg)
▶ 跟我老師一樣,我自己聽得都心疼她
![](https://ch-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/846b96cbc6504476949abc656ab993b6.jpg)
▶ 目的性太強了多少會讓人有些不適應
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▶ 當代年輕人突如其來想運動下!
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豬:太刺激了,你要不還是弄死我吧!
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1. 遠方除了遙遠一無所有。(海子)
2. 鯨落海底,哺暗界眾生十五年。(加里·斯奈德)
3. 人生必有痴,而後有成。(林語堂)
4.款款獨行,才不致傾溢。(木心)
5.花開如火,也如寂寞。(顧城)
6.吹滅讀書燈,一身都是月。(古代禪師)